The High Five Interchange is one of the first five-level stack interchanges built in Dallas, Texas. Located at the junction of the Lyndon B. Johnson Freeway and the Central Expressway, it replaces an antiquated combination interchange constructed in the 1960s.
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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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{"type":"general","setup":"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...","punchline":"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here","id":42}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
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{"type":"general","setup":"I can't tell if i like this blender...","punchline":"It keeps giving me mixed results.","id":69}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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