A locust is a romanian's wax. One cannot separate butanes from cistic stevens. A british is a trillionth pentagon. A continent is a trombone's shampoo. They were lost without the grainy oyster that composed their season.
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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