{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give a sick lemon?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":233}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
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